Time to ban SUV's!
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/08/29/BAGAEKRCO55.DTL
Clearly, the liberals have failed in foreseeing that these vehicles are designed to inflict maximum damage from the average driver. And to happen in the Bay Area... a bastion of progressive thinking! Save us from ourselves, oh mighty overseers! You always know what is best!
Let's ban them by feature:
a) Medium to Large chassis
b) Below average MPG
c) Designed for user comfort
d) Cost is $20,000 and above
e) Appeals to soccer moms, the "rich", and the environmentally insensitive.
And, in this case,
f) Anti-semetic SUV's.
But you had to read into the story to see that the driver (with an Arab name) was making his rounds near a Jewish Center.
Paging any hack liberal politician! We need legislation, stat!
Clearly, the liberals have failed in foreseeing that these vehicles are designed to inflict maximum damage from the average driver. And to happen in the Bay Area... a bastion of progressive thinking! Save us from ourselves, oh mighty overseers! You always know what is best!
Let's ban them by feature:
a) Medium to Large chassis
b) Below average MPG
c) Designed for user comfort
d) Cost is $20,000 and above
e) Appeals to soccer moms, the "rich", and the environmentally insensitive.
And, in this case,
f) Anti-semetic SUV's.
But you had to read into the story to see that the driver (with an Arab name) was making his rounds near a Jewish Center.
Paging any hack liberal politician! We need legislation, stat!
posted by Vermillion3 at 19:44
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