You can't make this stuff up

...Conspiracy theorizing has become the knee-jerk of the new millennium among liberal partisans -- call them Tin Foil Hat Democrats. In their world, Jeb Bush is busy rigging another Florida vote for his brother, Halliburton is busy calling the shots in the war on terror, John Ashcroft is busy repealing the Bill of Rights, and Neoconservatives are busy working their Trilateral Commission voodoo to make the world safe for corporate capitalist exploitation. Now if I were a Tin Foil Hat Democrat sifting through the mess at CBS, the conspiracy I'd theorize would have nothing to do with Karl Rove. I'd start by asking myself who stands to gain the most from the defeat of John Kerry in the 2004 election -- that is, apart from Republicans…and Iraqis and Afghans and every person of good will in the Middle East and Asia... Read the entire article at http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=7195

If you listen to any of the talk radio callers in the Seattle area, you will soon pick up their delusional siren song of anti war, anti Wal Mart, global warming, Bush=Hitler with a refrain of grease-trap soybean fuel powered cars. That and a healthy dollop of income redistribution and multiculturism is the way of the future.

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